(Source: subconsciously-conscious, via jusstfeli)

thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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(Source: stockphotomodel, via jusstfeli)

moviesatthetheatres:

Guys look! I made a fort for movie night!

lostincape-town:

s-ev:

body comparative II : autunno

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(Source: dailyscranton, via michaelsnot)

iphone user: *minding his own business*
android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
iphone user: im not really a fanboy
android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
iphone user: it's quite large
Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
iphone user: oh my god!
android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering
unocean:

x

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

(via vampire-campfire)